So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize