That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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