I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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