I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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