last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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