I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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