dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
how drunk are you?
Several
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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