I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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