I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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