no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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