We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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