I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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