I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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