Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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