sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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