a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i've created a new STD.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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