these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Rumble strips road head = magical
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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