talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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