i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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