come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Come share oat with me in your robe
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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