Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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