Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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