All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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