id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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