Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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