based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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