An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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