you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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