Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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