Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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