girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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