chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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