He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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