So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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