just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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