im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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