So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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