Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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