Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I need moral support for this bender
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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