we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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