Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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