just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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