Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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