Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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You. Win. At. Life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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