K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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