Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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