Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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