id be glad to
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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