normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Did I show you my penis last night?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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