I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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