Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
