i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Randomize