Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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