I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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