Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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