At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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