Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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