She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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