Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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