my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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