We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
we should paint friendship bongs
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